May 28
who came up with the word colonel and what is their problem
#probably the same person who made ‘read’ past tense of ‘read’
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May 28
“HEY YOU HUMAN. YEAH YOU WITH THE FANCY OPPOSABLE THUMBS. HELP ME OUT HERE DAMMIT.”
HAHAHA OMG <3333
and no one else is freaked out by the intelligence displayed.
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May 28
- friend: there's nothing worse than death
- me: final seasons
- me: post-concert depression
- me: when there's no food
- me: fictional characters dying
- me: hipsters blogs
- me: your crush asks someone else out
- me: no wi-fi
- friend:
- me: when porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
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May 28
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
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May 28
number 1 rule of tumblr: you must reblog when ever our creator comes up on your dash.
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